Hello, Beautiful. I hope you and your loved ones had a fantastic Halloween! This was the first year that I have ever passed out candy. My girls Land of Lalas & Paula (girl, you need a blog!) inspired me to carve a pumpkin. I saw this Hello Kitty Kit at Target and instantly fell in love.
I bought this big ol beast at Publix
Somebody loves me and said I should relax while he carved the pumpkin.
and the tool broke
He finished the job with a steak knife. I love it!
Here’s Duke E. Love.
When we pulled into our neighborhood at 6:30, we couldn’t believe the amount of kids that were in our neighborhood. My home is in a gated community and it looks like folks who are friends with my neighbors came here for the night. There was all sorts of cars parked in the grass and homes. It kind of gave me an anxiety attack. I saw a couple of tractors pull trailers full of kids all over the the community, I’ve never seen that before.
Most of us sat in our driveway to pass out candy. I drank this baby during the festivities, l’chaim! This teen came up for candy with fake chest hair and a weird body suit. I asked if he was Borat and he said “NO, I’M FREDDIE MERCURY!”. Wow, I laughed so hard! A couple of Trekkies came up with a group of their friends and I said “YESSSS, TREKKIES! STAR WARS SUCKS!” and started a teenage war, it was awesome.
Do you see the Trekkie? There were more behind her. I was smaller than a lot of the kids. Hahahahahaha
So many pizza cars came through the hood, so Mista Lova Lova decided to order pizza via phone app. OH MY GOSH. I don’t want to blame the phone app because alcohol was involved but he had to cancel his order twice because the first pizzas he ordered came out to like $42 a pizza. He just kept adding toppings. I couldn’t stop laughing, and my laugh sounds like a demented Hyena. I feel bad for my poor neighbors. I am done. Goodnight!